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D A D  J O K E S 

Welcome to the Dad Jokes page! Yes, you're reading that right. I am a big fan of dad jokes, and I tend to think of them randomly from time-to-time, despite not being a dad myself. Here, you can enjoy a catalog of dad jokes AND even submit one of your own if you'd like to be featured!

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What do you call an accident involved two guitar players? A Fender-bender.

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your best dad joke

don't hold back! if you have a dad joke

that you're eager to share,

I'll review it and put it on my site! 

p.s. if you don't want your name on it, just let me know in the message. 

Thanks for sharing!

The Dad Jokes by Chris Fiegel

  • Why do cameras sometimes feel lonely? Because they're ISO-lated.

  • Do you know why some people don't like scary photos? Because they're "shutter"ing. 

  • Boxers are real good with jokes. They particularly like the punchlines.

  • How do you make a phone call to a star? You sundial it.

  • I have a friend - this guy named Hugh. We call him a fellow Hugh-man.

  • How do birds communicate? Using a Squawk code (aviation-related, look it up if you're interested!)

  • Have you seen the Amazing Invisible Circus? Neither have I.

  • It was clear to the detective that this picture was the key to solving the crime. It was undoubtedly framed.

and many more to come!